Hi i'm satan nice to meet you.
Well it's only nice if you grovel before me in fear and serve me as an eternal slave in hell.
Anyways just wanted to say Hi to all my fellow worshippers, keep doing what you're doing,
and pls stop killing ppl in my name that's Gods job, i just punish them eternally and eat popcorn while they are suffering with no wifi.
Anyways good talk, goodbye fellow fans of mine remember satan loves you so come to the dark side, we have cookies 🍪.
