YES I SATAN HIMSELF WENT OUT INTO THE SUN.
*Loyal satan followers gasp*
YES
THE
SUN......
I WENT TO THE CITY AND PUT ON 5million layers of..... SPF +1000000000 PROTECTION.
Loyal follower: But why 5million layers?
WHY!? TO PROTECT MY PURE WHITE SKIN THAT IS UNHEALTHILY VITAMIN D DEFICIENT, TO KEEP IT THAT WAY SO EXTROVERTS KNOW 1. TO STAY AWAY AND LET ME PLAY GAMES IN MY ROOM ALONE IN PEACE, 2. NOT TO TRY AND MAKE CONVERSATION WITH ME BECAUSE I WONT REPLY AND WILL MOST LIKLEY PULL OUT 1 OF MY MANY PORTABLE CONSOLES.
Anyways......
Things i saw...
1. A guy playing titanic theme song on a violin.
2 A girl playing titanic theme song on the clarinet.
3. A man playing pots an pans as drums saying he came from california... to pay now because it's limited time free performance......
4. A man dressed as PO from kung fu panda dancing to the Macarena.
5. A bird that stole a chip from a boys hand that made him cry.
6. A hot korean guy.
7. REALLY big boats.
8. A seagull with one leg.
9. An elevator sign that said Ass.
10. And finally a lot of ABS BECAUSE WE WERE NEAR THE BEACHHHHHHH.
