minmeme: ok who's cooking dinner tonight
wonhoeswonton: what bout kihyun
kihell: bitch no i need to go sharpen my knife
englishboiii: wtf
kihell: jk dumbass
kihell: well i gotta go practice singing so
showOFF: why don't u cook hoseok
wonhoeswonton: don't call me that i told u
imissmykoala: yea why don't u cook hyung
aegyomasterjooheonwow: ur food isn't that bad at least
englishboiii: no it's shit
wonhoeswonton: stfu maknae
wonhoeswonton: fine i'll cook ur favorite meal
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time skip:
"dinner's ready come down YOU HOES!" wonho screamed.
everyone rushed downstairs and stared at the dining table in disbelief.
(what was it? :O)it was ramen.
(HAHAHAHAH >:)everybody ran back upstairs and locked their door.
"WAIT WHAT ABOUT UR RAMEN" wonho yelled.
"WE DON'T WANT TO EAT SHIT" i.m yelled from his room.
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wonhoeswonton: am i bad cook
showOFF: no
wonhoeswonton: then why won't u eat my ramen
englishboiii: because we eat it every single fucking day
minmeme: maknae no cursing
englishboiii: i'll do whatever the fuck i please
englishboiii: i taught u hoes how to curse
imissmykoala: oh right
aegyomasterjooheonwow: we're sick of ramen
wonhoeswonton: but ramens delicious
kihell: not as delicious as chicken
imissmykoala: aren't u supposed to be practicing
aegyomasterjooheonwow: smhh
kihell: well then why r u fucking spamming my god damn phone u hoes
minmeme: we're just chatting
kihell: we live in the same dorm dumbasses did u forget
showOFF: yeah but wonho made ramen and we're now locked in our rooms
kihell: i'm not gonna be part of this shit
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