this is the 50th part oMg
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wonhoeswonton: guys there's a news article about us
minmeme: what does it say
wonhoeswonton: 'in monsta x's dorm, there was a tall handsome dude with a bazooka, smaller squirrel seen with a big ass knife, medium tall bulky dude watching videos, muscular man doing absolutely nothing, another dude attempting to kiss another man, but the man pushing him into the bathroom saying "go clean urself u dirty soul", and some other dude crying'
wonhoeswonton: which fucking idiot was crying
kihell: piss off it wasn't me
kihell: i had the knife bitch
imissmykoala: it wasn't me either i had the bazooka
minmeme: wtf guys why would u have a bazooka and a knife
kihell: reasons
imissmykoala: we cannot say
wonhoeswonton: well we all know we pushed jooheon into the restroom
wonhoeswonton: cHANGKYUN
englishboiii: well he was trying to kiss me
englishboiii: i had to defend myself
aegyomasterjooheonwow: i just wanted to be loved
aegyomasterjooheonwow: i just want love before i die
aegyomasterjooheonwow: the other day i was so close to drinking the bleach that kihyun-hyung put in hyungwon-hyung's milk
aegyomasterjooheonwow: u don't understand me
imissmykoala: wait
imissmykoala: wtf
imissmykoala: u put bleach in my milk
imissmykoala: what a fucking fat squirrel
kihell: call me a squirrel one more time and i'll use that knife and stab you
imissmykoala: and i'll shoot u with my bazooka first
wonhoeswonton: well that clears up a lot of shit
wonhoeswonton: we all know who the muscular dude was doing nothing
showOFF: not me
aegyomasterjooheonwow: ofc it was u dad don't lie
showOFF: sorry son
wonhoeswonton: so by the process of elimination
wonhoeswonton: minhyuk was the one crying
minmeme: why in fifty shades of fuck did u xpose my ass
minmeme: wait
minmeme: hold up
minmeme: so u were the dude watching videos
minmeme: were u watching porn or something
wonhoeswonton: no comment
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