I woke up at 9 with blurry vision and stumbled out of bed. Melane Diana and I lived in the same three story house, with a bedroom, bathroom and a couple of other rooms on each floor. I stayed on the first floor, with the water fountain, and tastiest water in the mini fridge. Melane had the second floor, with a special room where she kept her beloved hunk of metal as she calls it. She really loves her high speed scooter. And didi lived in the third floor, with the best stove, so her bacon would be cooked to a delight. But I always had to keep my floor clean because when business people came to visit, this was the first thing they saw, and it needed to be perfect. I also had to share it with Melane and Diana, because it was the first floor. Yea, it sucks.
"Hey look the mustache is awake!" Didi exclaimed.
I groaned and sat up, instantly smelling the mouth watering scent of bacon.
Diana was in her nyan cat pajamas, the rainbow pop tart vs the dark mean pop tart. There was lots of commotion going on in the kitchen, the lights were on and bright, assuring me I wouldn't go back to sleep after opening my eyes. I heard pots and pans making dings as they made contact with each other. If you listened carefully you could hear sizzling and more than two people were rummaging around in the house.
I rubbed my eyes in an attempt to take away the blur in my vision. After a couple seconds, I could see properly and I wasn't surprised to see ulises and Davaine doing dishes and constantly stealing pieces of bacon from the plate, earning a growl from Melane and forcing her to make more.
They always came over in the morning seeking breakfast, but we weren't that nice, so we had them do chores for us. "Start flipping the eggs" Diana said, occupied with her potatoes. ugh, work. I got up and went to the stove and flipped the eggs before rushing into the shower and doing other stuff for morning....stuff, don't really know what to call it, because I don't feel like naming all the things.
I came back out to see ulises giving me the sass look. "Why aren't you flipping the eggs?" He demanded. "He bro relax your forgetting this is my floor, and I could kick you outta here, all I have to say is you can't come on this floor ever again and BAM you can't enter the house anymore" I sassed back.
I made my way over to the fountain, leaving him hanging. The fountain was in the middle of the room, in all it's glory. The beauty was five feet tall and the water squirted out from the top, landing in the mouth of a craved statue with my face on it. Oh, how could I leave out that the water was rainbow colored. There were statues trying to reach out for the water, envious faces pointed to me. Ah, but no one could ever drink my beautiful rainbow water. I jumped in and splashed around, drinking the record breaking 97% clean water. Did i mention that my water was fantastic.
Davaine ran over to me, an angry expression on his face. "Chelsea hurry up we need to hurry and finish breakfast with all the help we could get. I'm starving" "well that's a surprise due to the fact that I have seen you eat 7 whole pieces of bacon since I woke up" I guilty look came across his face. "just hurry"
"No" his angry face came back and he decided to do the worst thing possible. He took off his socks and stepped into the water. I could feel my eyes bulge out of their sockets. His dirty, stinkin' paws were floating around in my beautiful water. I could practically see the bunions on his yellow-toe nailed feet. I instantly rose to my feet and jumped out, horrified at how my water is now under 10% clean. He swished his feet around and you could literally see the water turn black around it.
"Eh, this actually feels really good, my legs seem reaaaaaaalyyyy dirty today so I'm just gonna ugh" Davaine lifted his leg and started scrubbing his calves with the water, leaving some color behind on his skin, making them rainbow calves.
My fist connected with his cheek and he flew back into the wall. Get your a*s out there and buy some more of this gyahddang rainbow water." I roared. He gave me a look and picked up his wallet. He looked back, stupidly hoping I was joking before walking out the door.
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18 suspect mystery
HumorI am writing this story as a gift to my favorite class. The characters are all real and I chose their jobs that fit perfectly, and also not perfectly. I gave people a change. The computer geniuses are not very interested in any of that at all. They...