BOOTY ONCE TOLD MEH TE WERLD WES GNNA GREW MEHEYE AINT TE SARPEST TOOL IN TE SHED
HE (DID U JUST ASSUME ME GENDER) WAS LOOKIN LIK A STUPID IDIOTIC DUMB FOOL WITH HIS/HER/IT'S FINGER AND HER DUMB ASSSSSSSSSSSSHES SELF LOOKIN LIK A POT OF TATOES THUM IN THE SHAP OF A Y ON HER STOMAK.

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RomanceALONE? SCARED? DEPRESSED? YOU'VE COME TO THE WRONG PLACE WITH ONIONS AND OGARS. >:D