Kermit the frog ~ A love story

omaiga ya me cagueshion

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"halo, u wunna un-bleindfuld me ? " i culd feel sum 1s greesy fat chubby sausage fingers tuching mai fais and i no liek it, i thot it wus reAchEl @ first bet then i wus liek, nah. dey taik mai bleindfuld of aftur dey led me 2 sum plase.

and it wus hERRY.

"WTF BBY" i yell den i lik his lushius lipz. he lik mai heir. den dis niBBa Morfed into sum fat greesy tako.

"damn bih u dum af, i aint herry"

"u fat & greesy my nibba"

"good cz imma sniff yo poosy bihtch" he reech his fat greesy fingurs 2 mai tows but b4 he culd suk on dem sum 1 punch him in his ass, and it wus.....

KeRMy

" thas a greesy nibba my dude" he say. i luuk doun 2 flour and is a big phat ugli greesy dood ded. lol.

"ya me cagueshion oml" i snort, (not cocaine bc cocaine is bad for you.)

"wyd hear" i axe. he blusch. wtf. i stg he cheetin  on me w this preest or sum shit.

"lol" he say den wolk awey. bihtch. i cach uhp 2 him and pul his hed bak & shov mai heand douwn his throut and pul out his hart. i throuw it akros the ruum and waulk awei. 

"tri & lie 2 me agen hoe" i smak my but and use mai daddi loung legz 2 teliporet 2 gayby. wen i telipert i c gayby w a broum stuk down her trout, omaiaga did u tink i wus guna sai pu$$y? wel u r rong dat is inapropriat and dis is a childrin frendly bok, i laf furst den i feel bad den i laf agen den i taik it out.

"omaiga ya me cagueshion, u dum bech why tf did u do dat i wus hafing fun" she say.

"wtf bichtch i jest help u taik a brum out ur breething whole u ungraitful ho" den i shof it bak doun he throate and leev. 

i wak out and i c kermy snifin his hart lookin liek a freek , liek alweys, i laf at his faget lookin a$$ and i wak 2 de kar. 

sins aprantly i haf teleportin powerz now y tf am i useing a fooking kar. fookin stoopid frog kar. i use mai teliport pwrs w my daddi long legz and go 2 herry bc i tink dat i am in <3 w him insted of kermy.

yall probs tink i am a ho ho but lisen, is fookin herry stails ok . liek u woodnt shof a big phat stik up dat sexc fooking ass. wen i get 2 herry hous i do not nock bc wat do i look liek, a bich w maners? no. but wen i wak inside i c sumting so shoking. 

is kermy shofing a fooking stik up herrys ass. pero is no posible, bc i left kermy @ the fookin cherch snifin his <3 liek a fookin freek. 

"bich what the fuck, wyd here" i heer a vois i nevr thot i wuld heer agen. the vois of a stupid fucking wet bleaached rat with jelly rolls for days.

miss piggerz.