1. Don't make him.her mad.
2. DON'T MAKE HIM/HER MAD.
3. SERIOUSLY, DON'T MAKE HIM/HER MAD.
and
708. Have great friends who will back up you alibi/story.
STORY TIME-
Names will be protected.
I slid in my seat for S.S like any other day.
THEN
Mr.P0rnass walked in
SOON
He wanted the homework which i didn't have.
NEXT
I told him my mom had cancer (She was sick, but didn't have cancer)
SOON AFTER
Friends told him she wasn't
SO NOW I HAVE A F in that class!