"Your kidding Cow. No. I won't go on a quest to find a non-existing portal.'
"Pleaasssseeee? You'll become a pony if we find it!"
"No."
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"Day three, Woody still hasn't cra-"
"Shut up Grandma."
"No."
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"WHY DO I HAVE NO LIFE- Woody."
"What do you need Cow?"
"Explain why I have no life."
"No."
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"Sing a song Grandma!"
"Really! You want me too!?"
"No."
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"Were you seriously thinking this was supposed to be a legit one-shot?"
"Yes."
"YOU BROKE THE CHAIN WOODY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY NO!"
"No."
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A/N: Hope I got your hopes up. c:
-Turtle-chan