Their surprise turned to horror when they looked out the window and saw a cat and a dog and Freddy Kruger staring at them (I wrote the Freddy Kruger part, lol).
I will eat you (wtf).
Give me a big hug (xD).
Hell no, I ain't giving you a hug as I punch him in the falp and it starts a fist fight (wtf).
I kick him in the balls and run away with his girl (wtf is wrong with this kid).
Kissing her with no grief! It was deafening as she screamed with anger as she stabbed me.
Whoever wrote that last part needs help... WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE??!! xD
Welp, hope those cheered you up and have a good day/night. Hope these made you laugh! Just don't let the stupidness into your brain... -_-
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HumorToday during English, we did a fun activity (also kinda funny). We all got a piece of paper each and had to write the starter of the sentence (which was off the board) and then complete the sentence. After that, we had to fold the paper to only show...
