CAUTION!!! SEXUAL!!!
Flirting ones:
1)Hay i tried to send you some thing sexy in the mail but the mail man would not post me...
2)Hay i think i lost my number can i have yours ???
3)whats long and hard and has cum in it ???
CUCCUMBER !!! unless you know what i mean ??? Yourr hand looks heavy let me hold ut for you.
DONT SHOW ADULTS:
1)I am going to treat you like my math test i want (+double bed) (-subtract clothes) (÷legs) and (÷multiply) us...
2)hey i have a game its called twister but in my version no cloths are needed...
Is there a mirror in your pants cause i see myself in there. Are u a tree i am a chipmunk and i want to stick my nuts in u! Have ya heard of that phrase it never gets old well it does so cum to me quiker. Are u a banana cause i find u appealing. Are u google cause u r everything i am searching 4.
JUST BEING MEAN:
1)hay im going to treat you like my math test i am gonna CHEAT ON YOU!!!
2)hay how you doing ???
Good before you came into my life!!!
3)OMG!!! your UGLY !!! Dude i am not a mirror!!!
HOPE YOU ENJOYED THAT SORT OF BECAUSE THAT WAS SUPER MEAN ANY WAYS BYE!!!
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CHILDREN SONGS GONE WROUNG
PuisiHi this book is basicaly about child hood songs and poems that have gone WRONG!!! I also have put random jokes you should REALLY NOT !!! do on PARENTS!!! WARNING : DO NOT SHOW ADULTS!!! AGAIN DO NOT SHOW ADULTS!!!
