You Give Me Tachycardia

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*RING RING RING*

"Ayyyy, Who dares to wake me up from my hibernation?"

Incoming Call : Hoseok Bestie c: 

Why is Hoseok calling so early for? It's 6 am on a Sunday morning, what can he possibly want? He may be my best friend, but on a Sunday? The only one that is allowed  be calling me Today is Jesus and last time I checked Hoseok is the farthest from that. His more of a ... let's just say his a very interesting character. His been in my life since I moved to the US from Cuba in the 8th grade.

 Hoseok was the only one who came up to me with open arms. It was really hard for me to adjust to the American way of life. Having to learn English was probably the hardest thing for me to overcome. Not because of the grammar, not how to read and write, but how to avoid the discrimination I got from trying to speak it. I was always made fun of because of my accent. Trying my best to pronounce and convey what I was trying to say... but its hard when all I got in response was laughter. People always used to laugh in my face and tell me to learn English or go back to My country. I don't know if anyone truly understands how hurtful that is. It made me cry everyday. Until..... Hoseok came along

One day I was getting bullied by one of our classmates. She came up to me and started to yell "Mira Mira Mira if it isn't the Cuban refugee? Coming to ruin our air with all of her pollution. Don't breath, if not you might catch the Me No Speak English Virus." She was laughing and trying to draw the attention from our other classmates. I thought it would be another day of humiliation, but I was so wrong. Hoseok came and defended me. He went right in front of me like a Mother protecting her young. " Don't you dare talk about her English. Cause last time I checked you scored a 40% on our English Exam last week. Maryssa got an 66% and she just moved to the US. She may not speak English as fluent as you can, but she can at least actually get a passing score. Now please excuse us you pest!"

Ever since that day we become bricks cemented together , nothing can separate us.

*RING RING RING*

Maryssa: "Good Morning Hoseok"

Hoseok: "Good Morning??? Are you kidding me Maryssa? You picked up so dang late. Like what were you doing? Taking a huge long BM (Bowel Movement/Poop)?"

Maryssa: "NO ... Maybe ... Whatever! I should be the one questioning you. Why are you calling me at 6 am on a SUNDAY?"

Hoseok: " Are you kidding me?"

Maryssa: "What do you mean? -_- I'm being 100% serious. What's up?"

Hoseok: "What's up? My blood pressure, My rent, My student loans, and My stress Level! Girl honey boo boo you didn't get the email 2 minutes ago from Professor Jenkins, we have a test for Physiology in two weeks? 300 Questions!"

Maryssa: "Hm Is it multiple choice?"

Hoseok: Is iT MuLtIpLe ChOiCe? :3 .... Definitely not, you know how Professor Jenkins is like. "All My tests have blank spaces for the answers. If you can't answer them in a short response, then that , means you don't know it. I'm firmly against Multiple choices - or should I say  eeny meeny miny moe it ."

Maryssa: "Oh Crap! We gotta study STAT (immediately), We only have two weeks to study. Let's go, no more Sunday Laziness. Its time to do the thing we do best study and pass that test."

Hoseok: " I knew you would say that, let's meet up at the Library in 20 minutes. Bring all of your books, even the Emergency Fun Materials. If you know what I mean? c;"

Maryssa: " Of course we definitely need those. Hahahaha Muahahahha Bye see Ya" c';

Hoseok: Bye~