Emerson Barrett x TruMoo

Milk me daddy

Emerson was in his tour bus one day after a concert. Remington and Sebastian were already asleep and he was drinking his third gallon of chocolate TruMoo milk. He had a serious problem but he also didn't care because TruMoo paid them.

Then he saw it. A beautiful bottle of TruMoo chocolate milk.

The bottle's curves were perfection. It stood still flirtatiously and Emerson couldn't help but approach it.

"Hey baby," he said. "You wanna fuck me while I lecture you on consciousness?"

"OH YES DADDY," the milk moaned. "I want to be in your philosophical asshole."

"Mmm yes babygirl." Emerson took off his women's leather pants to reveal women's leather thongs. Despite not having a dick, the TruMoo got a huge boner.

As Emerson opened the bottle and began to pour it up his asshole, a smol emo lesbian with a bowl cut and a forehead in a sparkly suit walked in. It took Emerson and the milk a moment to realize it was actually two men, not a lesbian and a forehead.

"I feel personally attacked," said the lesbian.

"We're suing for copyright," said the forehead. "Sticking milk up your ass is OUR THING."

"But it wasn't chocolate," Emerson said as he continued pouring the milk in his asshole. He knew exactly what had happened because he was a nosy kinky fuck who knew about every instance of milk being used in sex. "And it definitely wasn't TruMoo."

"Ahhh yes daddy," the milk moaned.

"That looks like fun," said the emo lesbian.

"Let's do it," said the sparkly forehead.

The lesbian bent down and the forehead grabbed some chocolate milk and started pouring it down the lesbian's asshole.

The milk Emerson was using moaned really loudly as it was almost done being emptied out. Emerson moaned too, and soon they'd woken up the entire bus.

The forehead and the lesbian snuck out the back window, taking the milk with them.

Emerson continued pouring milk into his asshole and then shoved the entire bottle up his ass because he was a horny greedy fuck. Then he got pregnant because he didn't use protection. Everyone died.

The end.