Reality Tail

8

Anna's Pov
I walk over to Mira. "Want to get some ships together? Let's start with Elfgreen and Bixanna." "Yes!" She responds.
Tem Skip
We've planned something amazing. Let's do this. "Hey, Evergreen, Bixslow, I need to talk to you tonight. Meet me in my basement at 12:00." They agree and Mira says the same to Lisanna and Elfman. This will be good.
Tem Skip to 12:00
They all go to the basement right on time. I sneakily follow behinf them and, when they walk in, I close and lock the door behind them. They try to open it, but it doesn't work. "Let us out!" Lisanna yells. "Not until you each confess to who you love." I smirl, even though they can't see me. "I don't love anyone." Evergreen complains. "I've seen your daydreams. Nice imagination." I tell her. "I also know how you guys beat Mira on Tenrou island. That was good, by the way, but you NEVER mess with a super shipper."
Evergreen's Pov
I feel my face heat up. She knows about those?! "What daydreams, Evergreen?" Bixslow teases. "Oh, just about her crush." I can almost hear the smirk in Anna's voice. "And we won't let you out until you confess." Wait, Mirajane? "Mira? Why are you in this, too?" Lisanna asks. "Because I ship Bixanna and Elfgreen!" She replies cheerfully. "Wha-huh?" I yell, actually knowing what she means. "Well, if it's the only way to get out, then there's no choice." Lisanna says. "Ummm, Bixslow, I've always liked you." She blushes. "And, ummm, Ever?" Elfman blushes. "I've-I've always liked you." I see the door open. "That's all we wanted." Anna says. "I was hoping for a kiss." Mirajane mumbles. "Well, you can't have everything." Anna replies. A bright light starts to come and everything goes black.
Anna's Pov
Suddenly, a bright light comes from out of them. When it's gone, Lyon, Meredy, Baccus, and Cana are here. We pick them up(they've passed out) and carry them upstairs. I let them sleep until morning.
Tem Skip
"Guys, wake up!" I shake everyone except the new people awake. "What?!" They all yell. "New people are here! And Lisanna, Elfman, Bixslow, and Evergreen are gone!" One by one, the new people start to wake up. "Gray? I thought you were missing?" Lyon asks, confused. "Jellal! I didn't know where you went!" Meldy hugs Jellal. "Who took my alcohol?!" Baccus and Cana say at the same time. "Gray, Jellal, Erza! Your turns. You each get your respective person or people."
Tem Skip
"So, I assume that you are Anna?" Lyon asks me. "Yeah!" I answer. I walk over to Mira, "Baccana is next." I walk over to Meredy, "So, you're Meldy! Nice to meet you! I'm Anna! And...how do you feel about shipping?" I smirk. "I'm in!" "Okay," I say to the whole group, "I've found a way to get you home!" "Yay!" "But, it involves a whole ton of shipping. The next ship I'm working on is pretty easy, and it will confirm my suspicions." Let's do this.