Eddsworld one shots (Fluff, Smut/Lemon)

Edd x Reader -fluff-

"Y/N! Can you grab me a Cola? Please?" Edd's voice called out from the living room. I sighed and grabbed him yet another can of Cola,"Edd, I swear, this is your last one! You had three already in the last half hour!" I called back to him, the let the fridge door slam shut, only flinching a little at the sound of the things rattling inside. Weird 'habit' of mine I had since I was a kid but never understood why I didn't like that harmless sound. I rolled my eyes at myself and went to Edd who was laid out on the couch, taking up the whole place. With a small huff I shoved his legs off and took a seat next to him, I handed him his precious Cola, he muttered a "thanks but still will bug you more for this" and placed his legs over top of mine so he can continue laying there. I just enjoyed my own drink in silence as we watched The Children. I never understood this show. But Edd likes it so I don't mind it being on time to time.

"Y/N, I'm out of cola, can I have more?" He whined once he was down to his last few drops,"No!" I hissed at him,"This morning I had a pack of sixteen Coca-Cola cans in the fridge. How many do you think I have now?" I asked giving him a small glare but also time to respond to my question, he lightly shrugged,"Twelve?" He bluntly answered without even trying to think about it. I crushed my now empty first can of Cola I had from that whole case, the now broken metal pierced my skin and caused my palm to bleed and dye the already red can into a different shade, I held back a hiss of pain and tried to ignore it,"Wrong! Four! Four cans are remaining, Edd!" I snapped at him. He didn't seem phased by the yelling, he just shrugged,"I'm preparing for the future! Future me came and warned us about the awful life of Cola-less days, I'm preparing!" Edd suddenly jumped up off the couch and stood on top of my, thankfully, sturdy black wooden coffee table. He stood in a open stance, his right hand on his hip and left hand pointed at the ceiling, smiling proudly at nothing in particular as he spoke on a joking heroic voice,"For I, Edward Gould, has come to the conclusion that if I drink enough Cola I shall not suffer as much in the future!" He declared.

He lost his noble like pose and jumped onto the couch, standing in the spot he once lay in,"Genius, right?" He smiled at me, I rolled my eyes,"More of a pathetic excuse to me... You owe me Cola! And feet off the couch, Edd." Edd pouted and flopped back down onto the couch, bouncing up a tiny bit as he landed on his booty on the (f/c) colored cushion beneath him,"You're no fun!" He whined. I simply got up, I grabbed the other empty cans and went back to the kitchen to throw them out, again.

"Y/N! Can you grab me a Cola? Please?"

"What did I say!?"

"That I owed you Cola!"

I said nothing for a seconded. With a sigh of defeat, I grabbed yet another can from the fridge,"You're lucky you're cute, Edd..." I quietly growled to myself. When grabbing the familiar red and silver can I noticed a bloody handprint on my fridge handle. Crap! Was it that bad!? I quickly looked at my hand, blood was pouring out and was staining my whole hand in the substance. "Shit..." I hissed, I set the can down on the counter and began to run my bloodstained hand under cold water to get rid of it and so I can semi-clean up the wound. All I can hear was the oddly annoying moter like sound from the fridge, and the harsh pounding of the water splashing off my hand and onto the gray metal of the sink. It was deafening to me! But still better than having to listen to Matt rant about himself twenty-four hours straight. . . I heard a sudden hiss from behind me. Out of shock, I whipped around only to be sprayed by a delicious sticky liquid; cola. I yelped and covered my face with my arms as my shield,"Edd!" I cried out. A sudden paroxysm of pain in my hand made me cry out. The Cola was getting into the wound. It was hell! The shooken up bottle was soon empty; making it stop but the pain only got worse and I was drenched in the sticky beverage. Edd laughed at me,"Should've been quicker about it, my dear (Y/N)!" He teased.

I ignored him and ran my hand under the water again, praying to god that it'll at least make the pain die down. It made it worse! Tears began to form in my eyes, all I can do was quietly repeat the word 'oww' as tears began to mix with the slow drying cola on my cheeks and the failed attempt to get the water to help. Edd heard my whispers of pain and went to my side,"(Y/N)?" He grumbled. One glance at my hand and he was silent.

A bad gash was on my hand, almost fully connected across between the superficial palmar arch and the deep palmer arch on the palm of my hand. How can a simple can crash cause this!?

He gently grabbed my wrist, making me wince in pain," Sorry." He whispered. He held my wounded hand to his mouth and he licked it! "E-Edd!" I stammered and tried to pull my hand away from him, but he easily kept hold,"Just trust me, (Y/N), please. Feel any better?" He asked, his concern and worry for me clear as day, he gently licked the wound again. The pain was actually dying down! I nodded with a small shy hum. He licked one last time then made me run my hand under warm water, once done that he took me to the washroom, he took out the medkit stored away under the sink and he tended my wound; from disinfecting it to patching up my wound he helped me. The pain was completely gone by then. I stared down at the beige bandages wrapped around my hand in silence. He gently placed his hand on my chin and made me look up into his eyes," Feeling better, (Y/N)?" He asked quietly, I lightly nodded,"Yes, Edd. Thank you." He hugged me,"Don't ever scare me like that again!" He hissed.

I resisted the urge to hit him and yell at him that this was actually all his fault, but instead, I just hugged back and buried my face into his shoulder," Sorry..." I grumbled under my breath.

He made me look into his lovely brown eyes again,"Now... How about something to make it up to you? Like... A movie, or maybe a dinner? My treat." He smiled sweetly at me. Despite the efforts, I easily saw past it and knew just how worried he was about if I was truly ok and wanting to make it up for what he had caused. I smiled a little, holding back a small giggle,"That sounds lovely, Edd."

He smiled brightly,"Great!" He cheered before I could reply he did the one thing I never thought he'd ever do.

He kissed me.