At lunch today, I was in the canteen making Musical.lys from my friend Zoey's phone, and then Ethan came by. He freaked out when Zoey took the phone back and tried to record him. He pretended to act like he was going to dump his juice all over Zoey, so Zoey whacked him, and he screamed bloody murder. Spinning around, he turned to run away, and spilled some juice on my shirt. Great.
A little while later, Zoey and I wanted to revenge for him spilling on me, so we crept up behind him to scare him. We scared him, all right. Unfortunately, we scared him to the point that he screamed and spit his juice all over me. Oh my God, it was gross. I chased him around, screaming. But I have to admit that it was kinda funny. After the initial shock wore off, we sat down and laughed, even though I was still kinda mad at him. Zoey and I were both really grossed out, though. She lectured him on his nastiness as I repeatedly washed my face. I really hope no one caught any of that on camera, but if they did, sweet. I hope they would show it to me so we could sit there and laugh at my face when he sprayed me with juice. We could all laugh at Ethan's shocked expression and scream of sheer terror. We would also laugh as I tore after him angrily, while my friends at the table stood and stared.
Wow. What a crazy day.
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