Common Things At School, Part One:
Me: *quietly opens a package of chewing gum*
*everyone turns around*
Me: What the...? How did you all know?
Everyone: We can smell it. *deep sniff*
Me: Oh, okay, you freaking vultures.
Everyone: Can I have some?
Common Things At School, Part Two:
Me: *yells down hall* DANIELLE! Come here!
*someone else runs over*
Me: DID I ASK FOR YOU?!
Common Things At School, Part Three:
Teacher: Pair up, please!
Me: I want to be antisocial today, can't I work alone?
Common Things At School, Part Four:
Me: This is my best mate right here. *points*
All my other friends: BUT... I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND?!
Common Things At School, Part Five:
Me: Hannah, can I hack your Snap today?
Hannah: No.
Me: I'll give you some chocolate.
Hannah: *passes over her phone*
Me: *smirks*
Hannah: Here, you can use it for the rest of the year if you like. I don't care. Just give me that chocolate!
Common Things At School, Part Six:
Me: *records a Snapchat video of my friend Lexi* "Lexi, do something interesting."
Lexi: *laughs uncontrollably*
Common Things At School, Part Seven:
Teacher: It's exam time.
Me: *looks over sadly at one of my friends* It was nice knowing you, mate, but I think I'm going to die now.
Common Things At School, Part Eight:
Me: *to my buddy Ava* Ava, I love your hair. I wish I had hair just like yours.
Ava: I know. I'm adorable.
Me: ...
Common Things At School, Part Nine:
Me: LET'S PLAY KAHOOT, LET'S PLAY KAHOOT, LET'S PLAY KAHOOT!
Teacher: Not today, maybe some other time.
Me: MY LIFE IS OVER.
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Spam & Memes
RandomThis book is full of randomness to make you cringe and laugh too as I write down my thoughts and other pointless stuff. Includes memes, rants, facts, and other dumb stuff that doesn't have any meaning but you should look at anyway.
