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WHIPPED AGUST D:

Hoebi:
so our whipped boy might be cheating on Jimin

Joons:
uHM TF ?

Yoongi:
how dare he I'll beat him up

Yoongi:
wait you're talking about mE?

Yoongi:
I would literally beat myself up before I cheated on him

Hoebi:
Okay then who were you DMing and smiling about

Joons:
oH SHIT

Joons:
ITS LITERALLY GOING DOWN IN THE DMs

Yoongi:
Stfu we know you slid into Jin's dms with your fan acc

Joons:
fuck

Hoebi:
sTOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT

Yoongi:
I'm not sliding into anyone's DMs chill

Yoongi:
I'm DMing a fan named Jimmy and he's nice and we're kind of friends ?

Yoongi:
I wanna meet up with him one day but also since he's kind of a stranger I'm exposing myself so maybe meeting up with him would be wrong

Hoebi:
Aweee you made an Internet friend

Joons:
Sounds like a soft friendship

Joons:
If Jimin rejects you at least you'll have Jimmy

Hoebi:
Okay that would be weird tho Jimin➡️Jimmy

Joons:
What kind of name is jimmy anyway ?

Hoebi:
^^^ are you DMing a gay white boy

Yoongi:
Nah he's from Busan and in Seoul now and his Korean is pretty good so I don't think so?

Yoongi;
Maybe it's a nickname I don't want to pry

Hoebi:
Okay just be careful

Joons:
Yeah he could be an old white man jacking off to your DMs

Yoongi:
Thanks for that fucking image

Joons:
Jus sayin

Yoongi:
It's not like I can ask for face pics bc he'll want some and I can't risk that

Hoebi:
so you'll never meet up with him then that's kind of mean Yoongi

Yoongi:
wEREN'T YOU TWO JUST CONCERNED FOR MY SAFETY

Joons:
Well I sent a pic of myself to Jin but he was DMing from his personal so it's kind of different

Yoongi:
This is making my head hurt I'm just gonna keep talking to this kid since he's more respectful than you assholes

Hoebi:
I'm hurt but also not that surprised

Joons:
^^^

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bbyboijmn:
Did you see Agust Ds new album news ?

appaminyoongi:
yES IM SO FUCKING HYPED