"I wish I had a Porsche so I could pass all of these retards driving like squirrels on drugs and just be like NEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW"
"IM GONNA HIT YOU WITH MY TWISTY MC CURVEBALL BECAUSE I AM JESUS" *throws dodgeball*
"Did you know that Hitler was Jewish?!?"
"When I was little I confused Adolf with Rudolf so I thought that the reindeer was the sadist."
That's all I have for today
And yes this is real stuff that people in my school said
YOU ARE READING
Shoelace
ЮморI'm a pretty weird and random person. Ill be writing stories from school and outside of school in here. THEY ARE ALL 100% true. My life is strange. My brain is strange. That's why I called this Shoelace and used a picture of my doggo yawning.
