I do not own Temple Run or it's characters!
I made funny Temple Run shorts that I think you guys will find kinda funny! If you don't then you don't have the same sense of humor as me so deal with it or find another book to read. Like my books *cough...
I DO NOT OWN TEMPLE RUN OR IT'S CHARACTERS. I MADE THE BOOK FOR FUN. I REPEAT I MADE THIS BOOK FOR FUN. *Roger That Captain* CHARACTER's POV *heavily breathing* "I think I finally lost that weird monkey thing" *huff* *huff* "Now let's see what this "rare, epic, one of a kind" idol is all about."
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"What in the world?!" " This is what I risked my life for?!" "Dude this thing's nose is pretty big." "A-and does this thing have buckteeth or something?!" " It looks like its screaming in terror..." "Hmmmmmm..." "Looks like this thing is wearing a mask or something..." "Must be a very tattooed mask." "Seriously, you have to be the Einstein of weird imagination to think of something like this!" "More or less, it's made out of pure gold, I hope..." " Wonder how much I can sell this for once I get of this weird floating island thing.. " "Can't believe I risked my life for this thing..."
LARGE DEMON MONKEY's POV (I searched it up) "WHERE IS HE-" "What is he doing???" *hears what he said about the idol.* "HOW DARE HE! MY GREAT GRANDMA MADE THAT FOR ME!" (That is not true. But this isn't canon to the game. I made it for fun. So whatever.) "I WILL AVENGE YOUR GRAMMY!" *Garbs him* (Garbs? What is Garbs Rainbow?, I meant grabs. I totally 100% meant grabs) *Idol falls of his hands* "SHOOT I FORGOT I WAS RUNNING FROM YOU" said the Character
CHARACTER's POV "Nooooooo!" " I almost beat my high score!" " Now I'm back at the menu screen again..." "Ughhhhhhh" *Upgrades powerups* *Does another run*
Author's Note And that other run is for the next chapter! I hoped you enjoyed my sense of humor (and the chapter) and I hope you found it a little funny at least. Well with that said. See you in the next chapter! *Roger that captain*
