Quick Author's Note That Is Oddly At The Start Of The Chapter For Once
Yeah yeah I know i haven't continued it even if I said I would. But here are my totally good reasons for not writing in a while.
1. I got lazy
2. School
3. I had no ideas for this chapter
But whatever! Because this note is turning out to be not so quick. I bet half of you won't even read this. Whatever here's what you came for then.
CHARACTER's POV
"Jump!"
"Dodge"
"Slide?"
"Who the heck put these here?!"
"And what is lighting this fire?"
"Hmmmm..."
EVIL DEMON MONKEY's POV
"I don't think I'm on screen anymore."
*walks into a random secret door conveniently placed next to him*
*Picks up flame thrower which is also conveniently place next to him*
*shoots fire on holes on the wall where it says "fire shooting hole"*
CHARACTER's POV
"WHERE IN THE WORLD IS ALL THIS BLASTED FIRE COMING FROM?!"
"Wait a minute..."
*gets a bucket of water conveniently placed next to him*
(I had to auto correct all the "conveniently" because I don't know how to spell it.)
*splashes it in the fire hole*
"There ya go, no fire :D"
EVIL DEMON MONKEY's POV
"Hey!"
"What the."
"My flamethrower is broken!"
"Dumb conveniently placed bucket next to the character..."
CHARACTER's POV
"Yes!"
"Yessss!"
"I'm gonna beat my high score!"
*screams like a little girl who is exited to get a teddy bear for Christmas or something*
*gets burned by fire*
"WHAAAAAAT?!"
"I though I got rid of that flame already!"
EVIL DEMON MONKEY's POV
meanwhile...
5 Minutes in his work shop conveniently place near him laterrrr
"Ah ha! A water proof flamethrower made out of twigs and leaves!"
*which is totally (not) possible!)
*shoots fire in the hole again*
*hears character burn and gets mad because he was so close to his high score*
(Don't you just hate it when that happens?)
"HA HA!"
CHARACTER's POV
"That's it I'm going to do something else..."
(One line for the character on this one. Wait does this make it two?)
EVIL DEMON MONKEY's POV
*goes back to his cave called home*
"Goodnight picture of granny that I randomly keep in my lonely room."
*sleeps*
*snores the loudest snore you have ever heard*
Author's Note
Why do I need to put this? Didn't I put one on the start of this chapter? Unless you didn't read that...
Hope you liked this chapter and I DO NOT own temple run or it's characters. Stay tuned for the next chapter that I will make when I want to. Deal? Deal. Cya! Oh yah comment and vote. And read my other book it's called 2 Weird Dogs. Vote if you think it's good. Don't vote if you think I'm not good at writing. I'm just kidding you don't need to vote if ya don't want to or if your to lazy to or whatever, it's fine :D. Ok now enough of this end author's Note when there is one at the top of this page or whatever. Bye :D.
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! (December 31,2017)
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Funny Temple Run
HumorI do not own Temple Run or it's characters! I made funny Temple Run shorts that I think you guys will find kinda funny! If you don't then you don't have the same sense of humor as me so deal with it or find another book to read. Like my books *cough...
