I DO NOT OWN TEMPLE RUN OR ANY OF IT's CHARACTERS! You got that? I made this book for fun. And I'm not trying to offend Temple Run in any way. Its FOR FUN!
20 Minutes Of Running Later
CHARACTER's POV
"Dude it feels like I've been running foreveeeeever!"
"When is that Monkey going to get tired and stop chasing meee?!"
"Ughhhhhhhh..."
*Fire Obstacle up ahead*
"I'm too tired to dodge it-"
*burns*...
"Darn it..."
" Least I have time to rest..."
11 Minutes Of "Resting" Later....
" Ok lets do this! "
20 Minutes Of running again later...
" Oh shoot...."
*heavily breathing*
"I'm getting tired again..."
*Stops at a nearby tree*
" IM SOOO TIRED!!!"
Evil Demon Monkey's POV
"Is... he... resting?"
*walks over to him*
"Dude give me a second... you know how tiring it is to do an endless runner game..." Said the character
"I don't even get a water break!" Said the character
*Heavily breathing* (Character)
"I understand...."
"I sometimes stop chasing you..."
"Because its tiring for ME too you know..."
CHARACTER's POV
"Guess that makes both of us..."
"Agreed" Said the Evil Demon Monkey
"Evil Demon Monkey ATTACK!" Said the Evil Demon Monkey
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"
"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR STEALING THE IDOL MY GREAT GRAMMY MADE FOR ME!!!" Said the Evil Demon Monkey...
"DARN IT!"
"Oh well, better play again..."
OR
"I could also go over there in the main menu and sleep!"
"I 100% pick sleeping! I'll play later!"
"And that kids! Is called procrastinating!"
*Drinks 2 glasses of water then falls asleep immediately like someone who's been running from an evil Demon monkey for more that 20 minutes...*
Oh wait.... *Asks Character's parents* So he HAS been running from an evil Demon monkey for more than 20 minutes straight! Cool! "NOT COOL!!..." Said the character half asleep then immediately went back to sleep...
Author's Note
Well I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Tell me in the comments which chapter was funnier! Hope you liked it. With all that being said. SEE YOU IN THE NEXT CHAPTER! (If you read it. I hope you do)
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Funny Temple Run
HumorI do not own Temple Run or it's characters! I made funny Temple Run shorts that I think you guys will find kinda funny! If you don't then you don't have the same sense of humor as me so deal with it or find another book to read. Like my books *cough...
