dear darla
there's a new food in the cafeteria and it's called pink moo moo candy
louis and i bought one and it tastes like a sour jelly bean
but it reminded me of your pink hair? so i guess i'm just gonna say i liked it
i love you darla
dear darla
mr. tammer and i bumped into panera yesterday (and he wore this awful pair of sneakers)
he didn't even bother acknowledging my presence so i ended up looking like an idiot in front of his daughter
but thats ok his daughter is 7 yrs old and she looked like a tiny chimpanzee
(i probably shouldn't have admitted that but FOR REAL she looked pretty funny)
i love you darla
dear darla
i think i had a drink or two
my head is spinning and i can barely stand up straight
two drinks and i'm already drunk? weak
i'm not even legal yet and now i feel all rebel and thug
goodbye i made the thug club
oh and i love you
dear darla
i asked my mom if i could get a tattoo (like a little bird on my ribs)
but she said NO and we argued for a lil bit until i finally gave up
she ended up giving me a cookie
i really want a tattoo though like probably something that will remind me of the beauty of nature?
or maybe your face
IM KIDDING
i hope that didnt freak you out
bye
and um
i love you
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this chapter is basically just the "anonymous boy's letters" to darla and it sucks cos he sounds really dumb
but yolo right so it doesnt matter anymore ily all stay cute
