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Chapter 1- Hey, you just met her and she is crazy...

Chapter 1

*Documentary camera rolling.....your going through the corridor....there’s a glimmer of light coming from that room, the door is slightly open so you decided to open it....*

Oh hello....Hi-ya!!! [Cheeky smile] Is the camera on?

 “Erm it’s rolling.....”

Okay okay just checking I don’t wanna make a big fool of myself....

[you roll your eyes-or just pretend you did]

Hi I’m Cliss Beganz(a), and this is a story about moi! Now what your wondering is....why am I so sexy.....[wink] well....[opens a massive marble sized wardrobe] look at here!!!

 Here is Me... printed on big fashion magazines...

You got lil Elle, Mode, (Teen) Vogue, Company and so more...

I’ve modelled in many runways for high street fashion,

I’m listed as one of the 10 most attractive young women in the grande principesse affair...

“Wow!”

[Erm if you’re not amazed, just pretend you are.]

“Erm So what did you do today?”

Ohh...?!............................................................ [Thought bubble in presence]

My first over reacted protocol..............

My hair...........”Scrubby dobby doo dap”.......

My second cringing problem-atico

My face.................... “Kee-AH! Aww fuck plucking is fucking hard!!!”....

My third traumatic terror

My outfit........... “Hmmmm what should I wear?”...

[thought bubble pop]

Well you see being a high class click is not everything it seems, look at all the pain you have to put up with!!!

“What do you mean pain?” [Eager]

Erm enough about that go ask me another question

“Okay,  So whose your mega crush?”

It’s Brandon, Brandon Scott!!! I love you BRANDON SCOTT!

“I’m not Brandon..”

Eww I din’t mean you, I meant Brandon Scott

[You popped a tiny nerve on your temple]

He’s so dreeeaa-my, oh his lovely ash auburn hair and that glazing smile, he’s always playin...

[On your mind right now is “cliché”]-(she still continues to blab)

And his sooo amazing, it’s really sad that his in the low set... I begged the teacher to put me in foundation but noooooooo, she complained it’s an academic school with people who would succeed to have the best grades! And your one of’em...than continues on with that ear screeching laugh...elur just thinking about it makes me death.

“So you’re in the high set?”

Erm yeah...I guess, well you know me-

 [No, I don’t]

I’m good at everything...apart from talking to skanks.

“and who are those ‘skanks’?”

Ahh just a couple of loners, outsiders, complete low lives. Like they need to come to school from the way they dress, it’s funny that they don’t have many friends or people to tell them how disgusting they are...[smirks] They need to learn to talk or better not to. Its kinda typical going to that trashy school anyway with the whole agenda of mixing others.