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Chapter 2- 'its recreational [wink]' (edited)

Authors note: Cliss’s surname Beganza is pronounced as Beganz with a silent a.

*Cransworth School assembly*

I unbuttoned my shirt and let the lovely air swarm around me;

‘Walking casually on the pavement heading to school… A normal ‘high classed’ girl like me would travel to school in an expensive car…

 However, why would I produce harmful chemical gas and pollute our natural environment that we live in, to survive? Destroy the beautiful air that Mother nature gave us, Why would we? ...Is it against our religion is it against our conscience...is it against our moral human rights NO its against our sanity!

Yes my fellow classmates...I will tell you it’s wrong! WRONG WRONG WRONG!-Going to school by a CAR! Why would you want to go somewhere by something so old, disgusting and horrifying and to smell that greasy stench!

I say we WALK!!!

It’s healthier

Nicer

Eco-friendlier

And it’s recreational! [wink] great experience

I say people change your couch potato LIFESTYLE and go take a walk!’

[cheer] [cheer]

A random person from the crowd stand’s up bravely and asks; “But how about if we live far away?”

‘[Sigh] For you poor sap, do you really want to grow unhealthy....I mean look at Hailey [points finger direction]...yep look at her’

[Everyone gasp-as she pointed at Hailey, the quite over weight girl whose in the wildlife club]

‘Doesn’t she look greasy, she takes that horrible contraption to school and look what she become!!!’

 [Hailey of course felt really small and went tinier and tinier as all the eyes stirred around her, soon as you know it, her face turned red as a fire truck]

‘So?  Would you risk your own chances?’

Random person in the crown holds his hand up high and shouts; “No I won’t, thank you cliss!! Thank you so much!”- Runs out of the assembly hall and screams “I WILL CHANGE!!”

‘Yes! That’s the spirit now WHO’S UP FOR WALKING TO SCHOOL!!!!’

“WE WILL” As the crowd roared...everyone in the hall applaud.

The teachers walk towards her...“Clissandra, you are amazing, that speech will definitely change their habits...”

‘Well I appreciate it Miss Wheeler, no need to thank me...’

“Aww why not..you do so much good for the school, the community..” As Miss Wheeler continue to blab on.

“ Miss, Cliss is a very honourable student and a quite humble one in fact....you don’t need to thank her...” Said Mr Higgins, a geography teacher.

(Cliss’s thought bubble- WHAT?!)

“Instead AWARD her...here’s the trophy...and Cliss here’s the £250 voucher for Coconut mall...” As he handed the things to her.

“Now go spend spend spend, I know you young girls love to shop” The cheery Miss Wheeler spoke, optimistically.

(Forced laugh)

‘Oh yes I will, Miss.....’

[tak tak- walking away from the crowds, teachers and the adoring pupils and fans....]

‘Tch, lowlifes, what scums giving me such a cheap voucher when I could go and get myself worth something more....forget 250 I could get a grand, oh well this will do...I was thinking of buying a nice kami in that new store anyway.’

[BTW her weekly allowance is £500]

Now off to see my sweetie, Brandon.

As Cliss skips on the school grounds, singing and dozing off to see her ‘attractive smart talented’ Brandon. She stops when a pebble hit her.

[pock]

‘OOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! Who the $*%& did that?! Come out bitch, you’ll pay for this!’ >:O

The pebble thrower didn’t come out

‘If you don’t come out, when I count to 3, I will get your….’

“Get your what?!”

‘Grrrrr You…’- before Cliss goes mental….another pebble hits her.

Which made her even more mental…….

‘GRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOWL’

Cliss roared with anger, as the pebble thrower escaped before the beast could get to him/her.

Dammit! The bitch ran away…whatever I’ll catch ‘it’ next time. Now time for sugar Baby Brandon! <3_<3

Brandon was looking at a wooden post.

‘Brandon what’s wrong?’

“Eerm I was wondering if I could hit it”

‘Why would you want to hit it?’

“I dunno, It makes me feel angry…its green. I HATE GREEN.”

Cliss looks down at her green shoe laces, her lime socks and her green clips.

‘Uhhhh...erm…eh-ah?’

Cliss didn’t know what to say

“I think your hot”

EH? Out of random

“you look pretty, the big pole doesn’t, at least your do-able”

(Thought bubble- now I don’t know whether to take that as a compliment or harassment)

Cliss popped a nerve, but hold her anger in- ‘Brandon did you heard about the new chuck bond movie?’

“AHH! Yeah, Land stand! With that peng chick innit, I watched it. It was good, man, especially when his girl was running out of the bridge naked with a gun.”

Does this guy only think about sex….wait why should I care? :’D I could.

“Uh so yeah why you’re here?” Slow absent minded Brandon asked.

‘Erm , do you have a girlfriend?’

“I can’t remember that bitch’s name…Alisha? Yeah she went to Dubai and told me I was stupid and some big fat abusive perve”

Wow she dumped a really hot guy like that?

“&*%? her, she’s stupid, good thing about her was her gigantic tits. Last time when I saw her she was proper yelling at me, that I used her for sex…who gives a shit?!”

‘I give a shit!!!’

“you shitted?!”

‘NO!!! I er….*&%$ her, you know’

Cliss’s phone ringtone came on…

# RIP forget the girl you used to see her days are over…..#

“uhhh?......ahhhhhhhh! Hey be my girl…your sexy”

‘OKAY :D’

That’s how Cliss and Brandon started to date…

P.S. Don’t worry she won’t end up with that shit head for long….read the story and see what happens.

Btw, My little sista helped me with this chapter so credit also goes to her!! :D

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