them as things my mom says often

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this is so funny to me
also i published a book, you should go read it!!
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kenneth
- "go read a book."
- "how did you only get a B in spanish?"

story time: i previously lived in mexico and picked up so much spanish that i was considered fluent, but then i moved to a non-spanish-speaking country and forgot half of it so that's nice.

sean
- "go do your homework instead of watching stranger things all day"

gabe
- "i don't know who raised you, but it wasn't me because you're weird as hell"

will
- "touch the tv remote and i'll castrate you"
- my mother loves her hallmark movies

josh
- "i'm too lazy to cook, let's order sushi"

julian
- "yes you can go to his house, just don't be irresponsible"
- excuse me mother need i remind you that i am tHiRTEEN

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