type of drunk they are

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oops, pretend they're old enough for this okay thanks
disclaimer: no, i do not condone or support underage drinking don't attack me pls
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kenneth
- the 'cute' drunk
- giggles at everything
- will stare at you for five minutes straight
- smiling at everyone
- kisses your nose
- "bOOP!"
- cuddles 4 days

sean
- the flirty drunk
- winks at you frequently
- dirty pickup lines
- constantly trying to kiss you
- said kisses were so horribly sloppy
- he'd probably fall asleep on you

gabe
- the tired drunk
- he's still a cutie tho
- "can we just nap? or make out?"
- h i c c u p
- tries to crash on any remotely comfortable surface he can find

will
- the clumsy drunk
- trips over air
- can't even drink a cup of water without spilling it on something
- "i fEeL sO dUMB aHAHA"

josh
- he wouldn't even be @ the party if there was alcohol tf you mean
- too pure for your bullshit

julian
- the hyperactive drunk
- the human form of a sugar high on steroids
- always wants to make out
- walking into everything & everyone
- but when his energy drains he just wants to cuddle

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