K guys so I have more funny stories about me and my crush enjoy and try not to laugh too much x3
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Alright so far we are doing this small list about how to embarrass yourself in front of your crush and guess what guys I have number 5! xD
K so ever happen to you that you have this stupid little show at school that you go and see? Well I had to suffer one of those on Thursday and we had to go with our classes and guess who’s in my class ….yes Jace is in my class and so is my awesome BFF but that’s not the point……. So we went to the theatre our school has and we lined up to sit down. I had this guy call Blake behind me and my BFF in front so that’s how I thought we were gonna sit until I sat down and nearly had a heart attack when the person next to me wasn’t Blake anymore but JACE! ( who saw that coming?! Lol yea I thought so xD) and don’t you just hate it when your best friend (who’s next to me on the other side) gives you that ‘look’ that says oooh! And while that’s going on your poor heart is racing and your brain is trying to think of the many things of not to do! Funny bit is when you are thinking of things not to do the first one that comes up is WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FART! XD ahaha yea thank god that didn’t happen ahaha…carry on, if that’s not good enough then how about the only way you could see the performance was to till your head his way because the person in front of you has a massive head and all his hair is spiked up! (They think that looking like a porcupine is cool) all I wanted to say was “ excuse me but can you shave your hair off so I could see?!”
K so things to remember when you’re in this situation are…..
1. DO NOT FART! XD (keep it to yourself or just make an excuse to get out of there LOL)
2. Breathe! Don’t get an asthma attack!
3. Swallow because If you don’t you might start drooling or you end up swallowing really loud
4. If you have your hair down try not to till your head to far or you might make him eat your hair xD and it’s not very pleasant ( you hear that Tiana! xP)
5. Don’t laugh at everything ok? Because if you have nervous laugh (like I do) then every time something stupid happens you’re going to be like “ahahahaha…AHHAHAHAH.AHA..HA!” and the looks you’ll get from everyone are not very pretty….
P.S if anyone wants to share a funny story then comment it or PM me with it x3 I would love to know that I’m not the only one! xD
Love Val xox
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