skelebros x reader oneshots

enemy!UF!sans x reader

"FUCKING BASTARD"
"WHORE!"
"YOUR THE WHORE YOU COLLAR OBSESSIVE SKELE!"
"SUCK A DICK"
"THATS YOUR JOB"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, I AM UTTERLY DISSING AND ANGRY AT BIG OF YOU, YOU PIECES OF SHIT WILL GET ALONG AFTER UNDYNE WITH THE PUNISHMENT!" papyrus yelled with a evident annoyance in his gruff voice.

Papyrus grabs both you and sans and slams both of us on the couch as I avoid the brothers' gazes. "TALK TO EACH OTHER NOW!" Papyrus roars loudly "nice weather we're having asshat" "I'd say...slut..." "WHY YOU LITTLE!!" you scream at sans as you tackle him straddling him. "THATS IT!" You both scramble of if each other and watch papyrus get something. Handcuffs? Papyrus unlocks the hand cuffs and grabs me and sans wrist with a chain that would keep us apart at 2inches at farthest..."WHAT THE FUCK PAPYRUS?!" I screech at him, "FOR GOOD MEASURE (y/n) YOU ARE BANNED FROM YOUR ROOM AND STAYING IN SANS' ROOM UNTIL YOU BOTH FUCKING GET ALONG YOU GOT THAT?!" He screams into both of your faces while securing the cuffs. You sat on the couch devastated as did sans, you sat beside each other but trying to scooch further apart without success, making you cringe at the silence and the silent humming of the voices on TV.

I hear chains rattling and I was yanked to the kitchen with sans just for a bottle of...MUSTARD!! he could've used magic for that shit...sans smirked at me standing up, i squinted at him challenging as he stomps to his room dragging me along... "im takin a nap you get to sleep on the floor!" he said mockingly "not a chance bone boy" as I flat out jump on the bed realizing I took him with me. oof! He lands square on me..."stupid bitch" "fat ass" he tries to move apart but fails at the cuffs holds us together. Now that me and him were comfortable enough we passed out on the bed, being half asleep...i didn't seem to mind when a boney arm wraps around my waist lazily.

next morning

my eyes batter lightly as i'm being hugged close with someone with our legs tangled. i try not to panic when I see sans' face nearly inches away from mine. I blush a harsh red as I see him open his eye sockets, I closed my eyes fake sleeping. his arm unsnakes itself from my waist as I feel his hand running the my hair, "if only you knew that I love you more than anything..." he said in a hushed tone, almost sounding like his original self. He is about to kiss your forehead but accidentally moved your face upwards making home steal your first kiss. "S-sans?!?!!" "SHIT" he says as papyrus burst in on us...we still haven't even untangled our legs! "Oh...OH UM WELL I THINK I SHOULD G-GO!" Papyrus throws us a key to the cuffs and made a beeline to the door. "i didn't know you felt that way sans..." "i-i get it fuckfac---(y/n) i mean im not really lovable..." "that's not true...cuz you know I find you quite...erm...sexy...." "oh...." "i just didn't want to get heart broken by erm you...cuz I love you.." "i-really?" "Yea..." "im glad fuckwad" "me too asshat".

mean while at undynes

"ITS FUCKING WORKED WOOOHOO NOW THEY WONT KEEP ME FROM SLEEPING FROM THEIR ARGUMENTS!!!" papyrus run around laughing with red tears in his eyes. "PAPYRUS READERS ARE READING RIGHT NOW!" "OH SHIT!"...

fuck yes...another chapter!