Obi-Wan: This is boring AF.
Padme: Wonder who's next to join us...
Dooku: Probably Luke.
Windu: Yeah.
Suddenly Anakin appears.
Anakin: Hey guys wassup.
Obi-Wan: Oh god...hey bro.
Padme: Ani?! You're dead? Thought you where alive?!?! And Obi-Wan is your bro??
Anakin: Yeah well my son killed me in Episode 6 so yeah. And Obi-Wan told me I where his bro in Episode 3.
Padme: Wait, there is a TV show of us?!
Anakin: Nope, movies actually.
Padme: ARE THEY STALKING US?!
Dooku: I still hate you, Anakin -_-
Anakin: Lol no one cares, Dooku.
Dooku: >:(
Windu: Meh.
Yoda: Right he is, Luke killed Anakin cough cough Darth Vader cough cough. My own eyes saw it.
Dooku: 0_0 wait, who's Darth Vader?!
Yoda: Skywalker Anakin.
Dooku: Wait, what the fu-
Luke appears.
Padme: Who the flip is this?
Yoda: He is your son, Skywalker Luke.
Luke: Hey dad hey mom. Who's this old dude?
Padme and Anakin: 0_0
Anakin: Er... Dooku.
Luke: Who's he?!
Anakin: Nvm.
Han Solo and Leia appear
All: 0_0
Han Solo: Who are these dofus's?
Leia: Hey, that lady looks like me >:(
Padme: Um, I'm your mom...
Leia: Er, okay?! And who is that guy with that horrible scar by his eye?!
Anakin: Your dad who was Darth Vader.
Han, Leia and Luke: 0_0
Rey, Fin and Poe appear.
Anakin: OKAY, WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING AND WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE?!?!?
Han: Oh, this are my friends. They appeared in Episode 7.
Poe: I'm Poe Dameron.
Rey: I'm Rey Kenobi.
Fin: And I'm just... Fin...
Obi-Wan: Wait... I have a SISTER?!?!?! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!?!
THE END!!!
