Total Drama Revenge of the Island (Remi's Version)

Chapter 8: The Treasure Island of Dr. McLean

Chapter 8: The Treasure Island of Dr. McLean

Since I was rooming it with just Lightning and me, everything seemed out fine. Lightning was fun as he and I played some games together, as he won a few and so did I. It was just like our sleepovers when we were younger.

I knew tomorrow would be Challenge time. I so wasn't ready for that. I just wanted to merge already and win this thing. Lightning and I were playing Uno until I won and beat him. He wasn't a sore loser about it so everything was fine.

But I was tired and went to bed, ready for tomorrow's challenge. Whatever it may be. Dinner crept me out. I didn't dare eat it as I had a bad feeling in my gut, and I trusted my gut more than I trusted Chef.

I woke up to an alarm clock. It wasn't even mine. I jolted awake and looked around, seeing my team on a raft in the water away from the island. What the hell happened?

"What? Where are we?" Mike asked.

"No! Chris must've shift us adrift after we went asleep!" Zoey said.

"Yeah. Wait! I don't remember anything after dinner!" Scott said.

//"I knew it. It all made sense. The turkey makes you sleep as that was what Chef gave us last night, so it must've been the mutant turkey. I'm so glad I didn't eat that. But why did I sleep through all of this? Oh yeah, I am a pretty heavy sleeper."//

Lightning was still sound asleep on the raft. He snored, "Lightning wins the super bowl. Yeahhhhh!" I couldn't help but laugh a little.

"Wakey-wakey, muscle-mouth!" Jo said as she kicked him in the water.

"Wow, you're so rude!" I yelled at her.

"Oh grow a pair," she rolled her eyes.

"Then you should grow some hair!" I said. "That's on your head!" She growled at me and I glared at her. I hated her so much. Lightning then came above the water.

"What? Where'd the cabin go?" Lightning asked.

"Great," said Scott worried. "Now we're gonna be some stupid shark's dinner."

"Don't worry, he'll never find us through all this junk," said Mike.

"How do we get back to shore?" I asked, looking around for something to paddle with.

"Look around, theres gotta be something!" Lightning said. "Lightning will find a way!" He was watching around.

"I got this!" said Jo, shoving Lightning.

"Sha-whoa! Who are you to shove the Lightning!" Lightning said, getting in her face.

"I do what I want!" Jo said. "I came here to win! And if you don't get out of my way, I'll move you myself! I'm winning whatever this challenge is with or without you. So back off and do what I say!"

"No wonder you never shave, you're too busy bossing everyone around!" I retorted.

"Hey, leave my personal hygiene out of this!" Jo said, turning red in the face in embarrassment.

"It's not very personal when you're naked everywhere!" I shouted. We got in each other's faces, ready to rip each other's heads off. I heard a loud beep and we stopped arguing as we saw Chris and Chef on water skis.

"Morning, suckers!" shouted Chris. "How'd you enjoy your turkey Bartolini?"

"Hey Chris!" said Dakota. "How many times did you call your mommy today? I had no idea that tobacco was used as a thumb sucking deterrent interning for supie cup McLean!"