Sandspot- Welcome to episode 11 of 55 ways to kill a cat!!!
Night (Producer)- 2. Episode 2.
Sandspot- FINE!!! Welcome, She-cats and Toms, to episode two of 55 ways to kill Night!!!
Night-... That's it. I'm cutting your salary. Only 99/100 Cat Waffles per episode
Sandspot- NOOOOO!!!! I CANT LIVE WITH ONLY 99 WAFFLES EVERY EPISODE!!!!!!!!!! *Has a complete meltdown on stage*
Night- *Sighs* CUT!!! Oh, and Sandspot, only 98 waffles
Sandspot- NO! Okay, you can do this...
Camera Cat- Rolling!!!
Sandspot- Welcome back to 55 Ways To Kill A Cat!!! Today we are joined by our least favourite cat, Millie!!!
*Fake applause rumbles through some loud-speakers*
Millie- *Walks onto set* Hello! I am so honoured to be in your first episode of 10 Ways to Make Edible Christmas Decorations!!!
Sandspot- Yep!! So, first, you need to chew this bark to a paste!! *Hands Millie some bark*
Millie- OK!! *Chews* *Spits paste onto a leaf* Ok now what?
Sandspot- Add some juniper berries and catmint to add flavour and pull it together!
Millie- Okey Dokey!! *Starts mashing catmint into the bark whilst making a face*
Sandspot- *Swaps Juniper berries for deathberries without Millie realising and grins*
Millie- Now for Juniper!!! *Mashes 'Juniper Berries' Into Mixture which turns into a dough*
Sandspot- Now shape into Snow-Cats!!!
*Both cats happily sculpted Snow-Cats, Sandspot carefully using a leaf to sculpt it*
Sandspot- Now leave them in the sun for 1 minute!!
*** Half A Minute Later ***
Millie- Are they ready yet?
Sandspot- No
Millie- Are they ready yet?
Sandspot- NO
Millie- Are they ready yet?
Sandspot- NO!!! THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU!!!
Millie- ); Not even my Briar-baby...
Sandspot- ...
*** 30 Seconds Later ***
Millie- Are they ready yet
Sandspot- FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, N- Yes...
Millie - Yay!!!
Sandspot- EAT IT!!! *Stuffs Snowcat into Millie's mouth*
Millie- Okay, okay! *Swallows cookie ornament* This tastes absolutely delicio- *Collapses* BRIAR-BABY HELP MEEEE!!! *Dies*
Sandspots- Welp. That's it for episode two!!! *Licks paw and draws it over her ear* *Goes Rigid* I... I think... *Gulps and foams at mouth* I think I swallowed a crumb... *Pants and lies down*
Night- *Facepaws* Oh for Starclan's sake, not again... CUT!!!
*Camera goes black and faint sirens can be heard in the background*
Wishing you a Merry Christmas to all you guys out there!!!
~Night
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55 Ways To Kill A Cat
Humor55 Ways To Kill A Cat!!! A book of funny ways of killing your enemy cats brought to you by Sandspot!!! Warning⚠️ Do not try this at home! Made by Night!!!
