Sandspot- Today, we are going to-
Night- Ah hem...
Sandspot- *Hisses* Welcome back to 55 ways to kill a cat!
Night- Better...
Camera Cat- This is live you know
Sandspot- Who cares? Anyway, today we are going to be killing Night-
Night- No.
Sandspot- Fine. Nightwhisper.
Waterclaw- *Hisses*
Sandspot-... Lynxwing.
Lynxwing- *Spits out coffee* I'm an elder!
Sandspot- Chu heard nothing! *Pokes forehead with claw*
Lynxwing- *Forgets* Hai.
Sandspot- OH NO! YOUR KITS ARE GOING ABSAILING OFF THAT REVINE!
Lynxwing- NUUUUUUUUU! *Runs off cliff*
Sandspot- Oh my Starcan that was so easy and funny! *Laughs so hard she dies*
Lynxwing- Am I allowed to kill her?
Night- Absolutely
Sandspot- NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Sorry it is so short! >~<
~Night
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55 Ways To Kill A Cat
Humor55 Ways To Kill A Cat!!! A book of funny ways of killing your enemy cats brought to you by Sandspot!!! Warning⚠️ Do not try this at home! Made by Night!!!