waiter: Miss? Why are you taking our spoons and placing them into your pocket?
Me: Simply, doctor's orders.
waiter: Erm, I don't quite understand you miss.
Me: See what he has written on this medicine bottle 'take two spoons after each meal' are you dumb or dumb? ugh weirdo.
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Midnight Thoughts.
Alteleat midnight. Normal people: sleeping Me: thinking about the 26377362863 possibilities on how you could make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
