Fake Friend: You always carry my photo around, why?
Me: Well you see , Fake Friend, When there's a problem, no matter how hard it is, I will look at your (Ugly ass) pic and the problem disappears.
Fake Friend: Ah! How miraculous and powerful I am for you. Told ya I'll always stay by your side. (yeah right bitch)
Me: Yes! Absolutely! When I look at the picture I'll say to myself, 'what other problem can be greater than this one?'
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Midnight Thoughts.
Randomat midnight. Normal people: sleeping Me: thinking about the 26377362863 possibilities on how you could make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
