"no im busy being gay "
" im not blind i just cant see"
"hump hump hump hump hump hump hump horse"
"if i break my arm does that mean i dont have to do gym"
"persistent penises"
"dad i think im mom - me, YOU HAVE THE DICK IN THIS RELATIONSHIP - friend"
"can i blend it"
"if i cant blend it..."
"cactus"
"well cactus fuck"
"horse cactus"
"if i was any animal in the world id totally be a snake"
"in times of doubt rub yourself against a cactus"
"cactus man protects nothing he has a terrible job"
"if i were superhero id be cactus dick"
"abcdefg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"woppawoppawoppa"
"windleingleangle"
"ballsack on a doorknob"
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My poems and quotes
Poesíathis will be from skype, instagram, twitter, offline. pretty much anywhere
