Aries: fight me bitch
Taurus: I'll never share my food with you again you're not a true friend
Gemini: *acts likes nothing wrong* *creates a diabolical plan to embrassass you in front of your crush*
Cancer: *cries* *stabs you with a knife* *cries while burying your dead body*
Leo: it's because I'm good for you and you're jealous of me loser
Virgo: did i do something to offend you ?!?
Libra: *believes you when you said you didn't*
Scorpio: *fucks your boyfriend* *ruins your life*
Sagittarius: oh well what can you do, you weren't important to me anyways
Capricorn: *bitches about you* *spreads rumors* *doesn't talk to you for 432852094708 years*
Aquarius: why would you do this to me I'm such a good friend?!?!
Pisces: *waterfalls pool out of their eyes* *invites you for cake the next day*
