Aries: The insane grandmother
Taurus: The cool uncle
Gemini: The old ass great-grandfather
Cancer: The great-grandmother with funny stories
Leo: The vodka aunt
Virgo: The kind-hearted dog
Libra: The annoying brother
Scorpio: The wine mom
Sagittarius: The enraged grandfather
Capricorn: The beer dad
Aquarius: The rude ass sister
Pisces: The psycho little cousin
