So...
My frens say some weird crap and I thought I would share it with you guys.
A Fren:
"I'm a hoe for Jesus!"
"I find feet unusually attractive."
" I wish I was a turtle. I like turtles."
" No, don't worry about me. I'll be here in the corner, reading books, and thinking about how disappointing I am."
"I would play the good mom here, but honestly, I'm afraid of you."
*Sighs* "Wakey Wakey, vegetables and sadness."
Another Fren:
*Sees me walk away from a boy* "He is lonely! Now go to him and kiss!"
Me: *Pokes her cheek* Her: *winks* "Kinky!"
*Does a double chin* "Hey there, fren."
Assorted frens:
*Squats* "#SWEG!"
*Doing Math HW* "Do I know what I'm doing? No, no I do not."
Me: *falls over* Her: "You're doing amazing, sweetie!"
"I wrote a new song!" *Bangs hands on piano, screams*
*Runs in the rain* "I feel so alive!*
*Winks* " I have no idea what's going on!" *Jazz hands*
*Makes chicken noises*
"No I don't want to hug you! Who even does that anymore?"
"I heard you were suicidal. Have a pickle!"
A bonus quote, from me:
*Throwing apples* "EAT OVARIES, YOU PUNKS!"
I hope you find me and my frens hilarious, because we think we are.
Have a good day.
Bye.
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