autism ➵ l.s

10 - "Oh give me a break, I'm big!"

The plane landed, and Louis could not be any more grateful. After about 18 hours on plane with Harry constantly coming to visit him at his seat , and even sitting on Louis' lap and changing the movie he was on to some crappy cartoon, he couldn't get anymore annoyed. He would've yelled at Harry to get off his lap, but he has a reputation to uphold. Thus, he had to just put up with Harry's annoyingly clingy attitude for 18 hours.

"Where are we again, Lou?" Harry asked. 

There it is again. The nickname. 

Louis sighed, "We're at Lanai, Hawaii." , not even sparing Harry a glance. They were both walking out of the airport, Louis, for some weird reason he found himself carrying both his and Harry's bag. 

"Silly Lou , if you wanted to go to the beach we could've just went to one nearby!" 

"I wish." Louis said. "Can you just shut up?" 

Louis was trying, he really was trying to be a little bit nicer to Harry since, it is their honeymoon after all, but Harry was just so annoying.

"Oh- oh, okay." Harry said. 

And he actually went silent after that.

"Lou can we get ice cream?" 

Spoke too soon. 

Louis sighed, "No. We have to get to the hotel first." He was walking towards their tour guide who's been waving non stop. 

"But Louuiiss!" Harry whined softly.  

"Oh for fuck's sake-" Louis cussed , squeezing his eyes shut. "We'll get ice cream later, okay?" 

Harry stopped abruptly, smiling as he said, "Okay!" 

Not going to lie, he looked pretty damn cute. 

They reached the tanned man, who was a lot taller than Louis and had a perfectly styled brunette quiff. He was wearing a tight T-Shirt, resulting in his six-pack abs being on show through the thin material. Overall, he was damn attractive. 

Louis felt a bit insecure. He unconsciously placed a hand over his stomach, 'Nope, still a four pack' 

"Hi, welcome to Hawaii! My name's Calum and I'll be your tour guide for your four-days stay here -"

"Yeah, yeah, we don't want to hear your rehearsed script. Just- bring us to the hotel and give us our pamphlets, okay?" Louis snapped. 

Calum looked taken aback, but said, "Oh, uh- okay, so .. here's a list of the activities you can do here, but, of course, if you wish to stay in the hotel then that is perfectly fine-" Calum said, handing the pamphlets to Louis and Harry but was once again cut off as Louis just snatched it from him and said, "That is for us to decide, now you don't need to speak anymore, just bring us to the hotel. I've had enough of putting up with idiots for the day." He said, not so subtly glaring at both Calum and Harry but 

Calum shrunk at the glare. Harry, though, did not even acknowledge it as he was reading the pamphlet. 

"Louis, it doesn't say when we're gonna get ice cream." 

All eyes were set on Harry- Calum looking at him with a worried glance while Louis was glaring at him. 

"W-What?" He asked, tilting his head, adorably confused. "Ooh! There's a cat sanctuary! We have to go see the kitties there, Lou!" Harry continued, as if there weren't any tension.

Louis sighed loudly, "Let's just leave now."

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They reached the hotel room. The car ride here was full of tension, with Calum wanting to spark up a conversation and Harry replying and them just laughing and giggling at their own stupid jokes , which ended with Louis telling them to shut the hell up.