Twas the Morning before the night before fricking christmas. The new santa knew that tonight was gonna suck cause he has to stay up all night giving out presents to little kids who don't need them. "IDEA" said NOVICE Claus. So it was night and santa was already going out to give 'presents'.
"First up Frankie The Little Boy". NOVICE Claus went into Frankie's house and left presents. Frankie heard santa and went downstairs."SANTA IS DAT YOU?!", "Shh Shh Shhhhh go back to sleep little boy". Thats when the new santa kicked down the front door and ran. Frankie's parents woke up and asked, "What did santa bring you?" , thats when frankie pulled out a Barbie doll and a note that said this will be the only girlfriend you'll ever have.......
Second we have Jammon. Jammon wanted a Okamatsu San ( I hope i spelled that right : D) Bodypillow for her collection. NOVICE Claus left jammon's present, but the bodypillow he left had a picture of a potato on it."Ho HoHo".
Next was TamTam. Now this little boy want a RC A10 Warthog from the awesome company RFT. Guess what the new santa left, COAL I mean STICKS
Next was NOVICE Claus' teacher Ms. T. When NOVICE Claus left the house there was an elephant in the living room. "Merry Christmas", said the awesome new santa.
As his night was over, NOVICE Claus hit every one's house in the worl. Then he went back to his home state of Massachusetts.
Merry Christmas!
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KingNOVICE's Random Stories
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