The stage lights up.
The audience goes crazy.
The whole gang, including Mackenzie, stand on the stage wearing ugly sweaters. There's a Christmas tree on one corner of the stage.
"Happy Holidays!" They all say together. "Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it."
"This year sure has been crazy." Sophie says.
"There has been some sad news in the world throughout the world, that makes headlines everywhere." Amaya says.
Blake itches at his sweater.
"There's been some good news too, though." Apil points out.
"What did you guys enjoy about this year?" Chris asks, the bored tone in his voice making it obvious he's reading from cards.
There's a few answered from the audience.
"Well, since its Christmas," Mackenzie says. "We've decided to focus on what Christmas is truly about."
"Presents!" April screams loudly.
"No, April." Blake pats her shoulder. "Its obviously about CHRSITMAS CAROLS!!" Blake slid to his knees at the front of the stage. "I DONT WANT A LOT THIS CHRISTMAS, THERES IS JUST ONE- and I'm the only one singing." Blake stands back up. "You guys suck."
"What about the Christmas memes?" Sophie asks.
"Dude no."
"It was just a suggestion."
"Christmas movies?" Joshua tries.
"I don't thi-" Amaya was cut off as the back doors of the room where pushed open to reveal Noah standing at the entrance. "What the actual fuck?"
"It's the Grinch!" One of the audience members scream pointing at Noah.
Noah glares at them, before stopping. "You." He seeths. "Your the person who asked why I was so mental on the Q and A."
The person, who is coloured purple, shrugged and proceeded to melt into the floor. Pretty crazy, right?
An object wrapped up in Christmas paper flew across the room and hit him square in the face. "Who threw that!?" Noah yelled, holding his bleeding nose.
"I did!" A person wholding more round object wrapped up in Christmas paper. "Open it!"
Noah ripped the wrapping off. It was a coconut, with the words 'you suck' carved into it. "You threw a coconut at me at the Q and A!"
"Fuck yeah I did!"
"Why you little-"
"Noah!" Sophie yelled.
"What?" Noah growled.
"Its Christmas. We don't need any foul language or violence." Sophie said.
"But they-"
"Get over it."
"Noah, since your here, why don't you tell us what Christmas is all about?" Amaya asked.
"Isn't it about Jesus?"
There was a pause.
"Why didn't we say that in the first place?" April said.
"Because we're pretty stupid." Blake said. "Whatever, let us remember what Christmas is all about children."
"Jesus being born." Sophie said.
"Presents?"
"Let's just say the act of giving."
"And Christmas memes?"
"Okay, that too."
"And Christmas movies?"
"I suppose."
A gun rang through the air. Everyone turned to Noah who looked ticked. "Sorry, to ruin the moment, but I would love yo start shooting now."
"Fine." Kyle spoke for the first time so far, and started making his way off stage. "Let's do this."
Guns started firing.
"Merry Christmas!"
"Happy holidays!"
"Happy new years!"
"Bye!"
Merry Christmas ppls. I wanted to make this quick beacsye I'm sure you wanna enjoy your Christmas.
But I also wanna ask you guys if you likes these as the new front covers.
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Oh Yay! We Don't Know Whats Going On! **DISCONTINUED**
HumorBook two! Book one is Oh Yay! We've Been Kidnapped! Sophie and Amaya are off again another adventure with whole gang and get to meet some new faces!! **DISCONTINUED**