Oh Yay! We Don't Know Whats Going On! **DISCONTINUED**

merry crisis

Things that totally happened

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Amaya: I'll go with you

Chris: I can't risk someone I care about getting hurt

Blake: I'll go

Chris: okay

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Sophie: just grabbing some breakfast

Kyle: are those twix bars wrapped together in a roll up?

Sophie: Amaya calls in a breakfast burrito but yeah

Kyle: what's your dentist gonna think?

Sophie: jokes on you, I don't have one

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Blake: okay so I have good news and bad news, which do you wanna hear first?

Mitch: the good news?

Blake: well, I'm pretty sure I'm never gonna do it again.

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Blake: so, I'm a little gay I guess. I like girls and guys. So I'm not straight and I'm not gay. I don't know.

Sophie: so your bisexual?

Blake: no I'm not a fucking bicycle.

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Sophie: if you saw me bleeding, on the verge of dying in the woods what would you do?

Kyle: turn around because obviously I walked in a circle.

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Noah: *being dramatic* its like chess. Sometimes to win, you have to sacrifice your king

Amaya: uuuh, I aint a fucking genius but I'm pretty sure that's how you lose

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Amaya: me and Sophie have good and bad news.

Sophie: good news is, the airbags in your car work perfectly kyle.

Kyle: fucking-

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Blake: do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Kyle: your a hazourd to yourself.

Sophie: yeah and a fucking coward. Do twenty

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The one time Kyle let Sophie drive.

Kyle, panicked: where did you learn to drive?!

Sophie, speeding over a curb: grand theft auto

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Kyle, angry at the gang for doing some thing: I am lost for words!

(Despite him being lost for words, he still yelled at them for the next ten minutes)

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Sophie, whisperes something to Amaya.

Kyle: would you like to share with all of us?

Sophie: no. That's why I whispered it.

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Blake: if I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Sophie: weak

Joshua: strong

Kyle: it makes you a fucking idiot

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*In the middle of a battle*

Amaya: first time being shot at?

Joshua: yeah

Joshua: have to say, I am not enjoying it

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Facts about the characters

Blake's favourite Christmas song is Santa Tell Me by Arians Grande. He's been caught twice singing and dancing to it in his misletoe boxers.

Kyle hates Christmas (because he usually never has anyone to spend it with)

Mitch and Lucy's first met on a mission while undercover at a Christmas party.

Joshua has never spent a Christmas away from his family until he had to move with Amaya and Sophie to England.

Amaya and Sophie mads it a tradition that the night before Christmas they watch Love Actually. Joshua has no joined this tradition.

Chris had a hard childhood so he never really got much for Christmas. He didn't celebrate much with gang either the few years they actually remembered.

Noah banned anyone in his gang from celebrating Christmas near him because he's an asshole.

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Now for Story Time with MacKenzie

The crowd quiets down as the curtains on the stage rise up. A spot light shines down on Mackenzie who's sitting on a chair with a book in her lap.

Without waiting she stars. "Once upon a time there where two elves called, uh, Sophia and, uh, Amalia."

On the stage walk out Sophie and Amaya dressed in elf costumes. "This is ridiculous." Amaya says.

"Now Sophia and Amalia weren't the smartest elfs that worked in Santa's factory." Mackenzie continues. "In fact,they where the dumbest elfs ever."

"Is she talking About us?" Sophie whispered to Amaya.

"One year they where in charge of looking after the reindeer the night before Santa took off. And they managed to lose every single one." Mackenzie sighed. "They both got demoted to cleaning out the reindeer stables."

"That didn't happen!" Amaya exclaimed.

Sophie elbowed her in the ribs. "Its a story just go along with it."

"This year, Santa had put them where they couldn't mess anything up this year-"

"BOO!" Someone called from the audience.

"Excuse me? Who the fuck do you think you are? Sit the fuck down and listen to the story!" Mackenzie screeched before settling back down. "This year, Santa had-"

"This is boring!" Someone else yelled out. "We want an update!!"

"Yeah, fuck the Christmas special!"

"We wanna know what happens!"

"You guys have no Christmas spirit." Mackenzie sighed before pulling out a gun from beside her on the sit. She shot upwards and the crowd quieted down.

"We've used up all our time here using the hall because they have Alvin  and the chipmunks performing next so I'm gonna have to go." Mackenzie called and Amaya and Sophie started pushing the chair she sat on to the stage exit.

"We want an update!"

"I'll sue you!"

"Yeah right." Mackenzie scoffed.

"See you in court bitch."

"Happy Holidays Hoes!" The trio of girls called before the stage darkened.

Not edited because fuck everything