Just Friends || TK

XII

"Uh.. Do I know you?" I asked, slightly confused at the sudden situation.

"Well, no.. But I'm Lisa. I'm the one who keeps on texting you, and that's because I really like you. Now that you know me, can you be my boyfriend?" Wow.

I'm not eating anything nor drinking something, but I literally choked. Well, not bad as Jimin did. He choked on his sandwich.

"E-excuse me?? Is this a prank or whatsoever? Because if it is, I really don't have time for that." I replied, we already gained some attention from other people on the cafeteria.

"This is not a prank. I like you, and I want to be your girlfriend." She said smiling. I'm really amused at this girl's bluntness but also crept up at the same time. How can she say this shamelessly??

"Well, Hi Lisa! I'm Jimin, Jungkook's friend. Come sit with us!" Jimin interrupted then gestured the 'Lisa' girl to seat beside me.

I shook my head in disbelief. "So you're the one who's texting me since yesterday?" I interrogated her, with my eyebrows frowning a bit.

She nodded eagerly like a child saying yes to someone who offers a candy.

'Am I that tasty?? Nah, I'm kidding..'

I chuckled at the thought, which lead the two to misunderstood why I did that.

"Okay, listen Lisa.. If you're not aware yet, even though the whole campus already knew it, I like dicks." She didn't move, as if letting me continue what I have to say. So I did.

"It means I'm gay. Gay as in unicorn who cries rainbows. Get it?" I said and laughed at my choice of comparison.

"Oh yeah? You're gay, I like you, which means I'm gay too, we're gay for each other. And besides, you like dicks, I like dicks too. We're basically meant for each other!" This girl, ah jinjja..

"Woah, this girl is really something.. Isn't she, Jungkook?" Jimin said, really amused by Lisa's behavior.

'Yeah, she's something that kinda annoys the hell out of me..'

That's what I really want to say. But instead I just shut up. What can I say? I'm speechless because of what all she said.

"So, can you be my boyfriend now?? I always take silence as a yes for an answer you know.." She said and then wiggled her eyebrows.

"Are you crazy?" I asked, and then realized something quickly. "And don't even pull a pick up line on that." I added.

"Aww, I was about to say that I'm crazy for you." I know, so I prevented it. Duh, I'm genius.

"Whatever, just go woo with someone else." I said, shooing her away.

"But Mr. Jeon, it's you who I really want." She pouted. I swear, I'm not falling for that.

"Don't call me Mr. Jeon, okay? And, you can't have me." I replied.

"Unless you win him.." Jimin interrupted, making me gasped. Not a good idea at all.

"Make him your boyfriend or whatnot, give him what he wants." He suggested while smirking at me.

PARK JIMIN. I swear to god!

"I can't give him dicks tho.." She replied as if it's just a normal thing to say.

Jimin laughed at her while I just stayed in my seat, flushing red in annoyance.