Shit Got Wild

"Oh, shit bitch fuck!"

I put my head down from boredom and the silence in the room, which was making me tired.
I internally drooled at how much attention I was getting today and because of how good he looks.
I took a deep breath and tightly shut my eyes.
Out of boredom, I started playing funny scenarios in my head.
I took out the pack out fruit snacks from my bag, and slightly ripped the packaging. I took the red one out and popped it into my mouth. I took another one and charged it at my best friends head. *Clink* She grabbed her head and gave me a death glare. I held my laughter that dying to unleash itself. I took another and threw it, this time I bounced off of her head and hit Matt in the eye. At this point I was about to lose it, I quickly looked away so I wouldn't be suspect. I couldn't breathe from holding my laughter, and I couldn't laugh because one everyone would think I'm on drugs and secondly I wouldn't be able to stop.
I looked back over at my best friend who was pissed as fuck and Matt was rubbing his eye highly confused. I wiped the tears from my eyes and suddenly went into a vicious coughing attack.
I stopped thinking of the scenario because I was smiling like an idiot, I sat up and took a deep breath. I picked up my pencil and removed the eraser and launched it at my best friends head. *Thump*
"What the fuck!?" She said looking around, and then her eyes locked on me. "Stop throwing shit with your Squidward Tentacles looking head ass"
I snickered, tightly closing my lips.
"Patrick your genius is showing" I smirked. She glared at me, then turned back around facing the front.
I began scanning the room being bored, the teacher walked across the room and tripped on a kids bag.
"Oh, shit bitch fuck!" *Thump*
I looked at my best friend and she was already looking at me, we gave each other that look, and silently laughed. I lost it, I laughed out loud, the teacher glared at us.
"Bitch I'm screaming," I said panting from laughing hard.
"Aye best friend...boop" we both began to laugh uncontrollably. "I know you fucking lying"
Matt looked at us trying not to laugh, "you okay Ms. Dora- I mean Jane." I fell out my chair at this point I was crying.
"THATS ENOUGH all of you Detention!" Ms. Jane yelled.