At lunch I ditched. Who wouldn't?
"Uhh... Mr.Mackey?" I open the door slowly and peek through it.
"Oh, hey Stan. Come on in."
I sit down.
"M'kay. What seems to be the problem?"
"I'm worried about someone."
Look, I know in the past Mr.Mackey hasn't been the best conselor, but if Kyle needs help, he has the power to give it to him.
"Mmmmmm'kaaaaayyy. Who would that be?"
"Kyle."
"M'kayyyy. why?"
"He's acting kinda depressed lately, and was asleep for a few hours in class. I think he's having nightmares."
"M'kay. Anything else?"
"Uh..."
"If there is anything else, you need to tell me, m... m'kay."
"It's just-- It's worse than it sounds. He's really acting weird, and I'm really starting to get scared for him."
"I understand. It's bad."
"...Yea."
"By any chance, do you know where Kyle is?"
"No, he ran out when he woke up from another nightmare." I say nervously, remembering what happened.
"Mmmm'kaay. I guess this is a 'see you later' situation."
"Bye."
"See you later, m'kay."
I walk out.
Almost immediately I hear the loud speakers.
''If Kyle Broflovski would come to the conselor's officce, that would be great, m'kay.''
I get to the lunch room and solemly play around with my food.
"uhh... Kyle Broflovski, report the conselor's room, now."
Fifteen minutes pass.
"Kyle, this is an ORDER! Go to my Office RIGHT NOW!"
"Damn, Kyle must be asleep again. Haha, i wonder in his dreams who tops between you two." Cartman snorts and tries to point at me but fall to the floor and rols around at his own joke.
"Shut up, Fatass!"
"I'm not fat, gay boy! I'm big boned!"
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph." Kenny sarcastically says. (Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.)
"Yea, ask anyone else if they think that your not fat!"
"amp apm tmp wm p jmph hm phm hmm jhmhm."( also, while your at it, ask them why you jiggle. maybe you have soft big bones.)
Me and Kenny burst into laughter.
"Assholes!" Cartman screams.
After more mockery of Cartman's love of food, he mumbles something about going to find Kyle and leaves.
He comes back with a smug look a few minutes later.
"Hey Stan? You should probably see this."
I scoff and follow him.
He brings me to the exit door where we go outside for recess, but he didn't go to the playground. He went right where the goths usually are.
And there it was.
Kyle was the first person I comprehended, and then Wendy. They were kissing.
So THIS is why he's been acting weird?
I feel a lump in my throat and I run. I run away from that asshole and bitch.
"Stan!"
She calls after me, and Kyle mumbles something sarcastically and she slaps him then yells.
Then proceeds to run after me.
After two blocks I get tired and stop.
"St...Stan! What did you do that for?"
"Oh, I don't know, I'm not allowed to get out of a situation I don't wat to be in? I can't believe you! Cheating on me, you BITCH!"
"Cheating? Stan baby, no, we were hugging, not anything sexual. I was trying to get what was wrong out of him."
"You were so kissing."
"No, Stan, I wouldn't do that."
"Yea, like you didn't cheat on me with Token?!"
"That was when I was ten! Get over it! I wouldn't do that now, and it wasn't cheating because I broke up with you before we did anything together!"
"It still hurts! To me you were a perfect woman with morals. Then I realized you were like any other girl on the planet."
"Then why are we still a couple!?"
"Because I learned a long time ago, it's just better to stick with what you know."
"Take your own advice Stan, I'm not the one you know! Think again, you self-abusive, self-loathing, underconfident-"
"Jesus Christ just shut the fuck up! I know I have problems! I thought you love me enough to help me get past them like every other healthy couple-"
"Does it seem like we're a healthy couple to you right now!? I do love you, but someone else loves you more. I can see that now, and you can't, because your heads to far up your ass to see it! You're blind!"
And she stomped away.
I'm REALLY going to regret this in the morning.
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The Husk Of a Sinner. (Style) [Stan MarshxKyle Broflovski] {South Park}
Fanfiction"DUDE, JUST TELL ME!" I yell. "I-I CANT!" Kyle, my former super best friend wails out. It would ruin our friendship!" "YOU ALREADY DID THAT!" I scream at him. He stops, as if I went to far. Kyle-- no. He's not MY kyle anymore. He's theirs. The husk...