One day there was a unicorn and and ostrich walking in a meadow. Then all of a sudden the unicorn went rabid and cannibalized the ostrich. The unicorn was therefor swallowed by flying bacon. The flying bacon fell out of the sky, into the ocean and drowned.
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Then I woke up. And was hopelessly impaled by a carrot.
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Короткий рассказThis is random crap I post when I'm bored! So if you like stupid pointless stories, Please Read!!
