yay I'm in an animu!!!!!!( stuck in naruto )

YAASS DD CUP!

I told naruto where sasuke was and he literally DRAGGED me there. Then he stopped "um saki I'm lost..." he said stupidly. I sighed "oh yeah I almost forgot." I said anoyed

FLASHBACK two years ago
"OK what do I do again?" I asked confused. "(Sigh) you do this." Replyed sasuke before he sent eight small balls of fire into the air "can you tell me why I need to do this again....?" I asked childishly "(sigh) if you are ever in danger or if you need me for something you need to signal me." He said flatly

Flashback end

"OK so naruto you hide and I'll tell you when to come out OK?" I asked and he nodded "OK ...three..two.ONE!" And I did what he taught me perfectly. It didn't take long for him to arive. "Who the hell are you and how did you know-" I interupted him and undid my body changing gen-jutsu "dose this answer your question." I said flatly. He tried to act like he didn't care but I know he was happy " oh yeah I forgot I'm kinda supposed to take you back to the leaf village or something so yeah......let's go." He was about to reject the offer when some good-for-nothing red headed fangirl came along. And jesus christ she was more anoying then (young) sakura. "SASUKE WHO IS THIS TRAMP YOU'RE TALKING TO?!?!?!?!" Then suddenly I heard a voice in my head that sounded like.....wait...sasuke? (Head voice) "hey saki this is a new jutsu I learned this may sound weird but we are gonna have to pretend that we are dating to get her to hold away. OK? " I was shocked at first but then I slightly nodded. I sent a mind message to naruto so he new that it was an act and that I wasn't cheating on him. I could feel him mentally nod. OK plan is in action " this is my girlfriend saki." Sasuke said calmly. I think he's enjoying this.😐 "ya and DON'T call me a tramp you TRAMP!" I said kind of getting into it ( not in the love way though that would be wierd) "W-W-W-W-WHAT?!?!?!" she said in the loudest voice ever "HER?!?!? WHY NOT ME I'M WAY  MORE PRETY!" Then I got an idea. "Listen sweat heart your glasses are really cute and all but sasuke doesn't like glasses he prefers....I'd say maybe a DD cup in size don't  you agree?" I asked her while shaking my boobs/bra.... sorry language I meant to say....cough cough over shoulder bolder holders😊. Any way she turned red and then stomped away. Ha loser! I turned around to see naruto and sasuke with kuni knives at their throte's. But they both had nose bleeds......damn I must be really shrexy😘. "You know you could have just knocked her out...." said naruto blushing "aww sorry bae but it was more fun this way! Oh and sasuke I forgot....AMATERASU!!" I said he was touched by the flame and he fell Unconscious.