Unknown: i have the cuffs from my dad for liam im coming over
Dori: woah...
Dori: kinky
Unknown: derek now is not the time for jokes, this is serious. There's a full moon tonight & liam is being a whiny bitch
Dori: sorry wrong number buddy
Dori: but uh good luck with whatever it is you guys are doing??
Unknown: wow this is awkward
Unknown: but thanks.
Unknown: what's your name anyway? Obviously you're not derek, you wouldn't have his number by chance would you?
Dori: i dont know any Dereks srry pal
Dori: but I'm dori , sup
Unknown: stiles & dori is a cute name
Unknown: derek always changes his number dang it
Stiles: anyway
Stiles: where are you from because you don't have a beacon hills area code & obviously derek purposely gave me a random number & i want to make sure im not talking to some psychotic murder
Stiles: I've had enough conversations with those in my day
Dori: im from California but livin in Virginia
Dori: & i hope ur not some psycho either
Dori: I swear if u show up to my house ill cry
Stiles: me? A psycho? Never.
Stiles: well except that one time i wad possessed by a nogitsune
Stiles: anyway, gotta go before liam tears me apart
Dori: there are so many questions to be answered within those few texts
Dori: but why is this liam fellow so upset and why are you handcuffing him at this derek dudes house ?
Stiles: i stole the last cookie that he specifically told me not to touch...
Dori: yikes stiles, good luck.
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authors note
Hey hi how are ya
idk where I'm going with this but oh well
Thx 4 reading
12.18.2017
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dori • teen wolf au/parody
Fanfictionin which a girl on the opposite side of the country meets the pack online [basically like those cool text/instagram stories i see everywhere but teen wolf version and not as serious because i don't want to ruin the show lolol] Warnings: language?? c...
