Shepherd of Fire (Pyromancer Reader x Superhero harem)

Afterlife

Three months earlier

(Y/n)'s pov

"Man school blows!" I said, as I put my feet on my desk."

"Would you shut up (l/n)? detention isn't a place for talking."

"Exactly, so why are you talking, Sara?"

"I honestly don't know why Serena puts up with you, you are the most annoying, foul mouthed, bottom of the barrel, pain in the ass, human being I have ever had the misfortune of breathing the same air as."

"Well Sara that is the nicest thing, I think you've ever said to me. I always knew you loved me."

Sara narrowed her eyes at me. "And I somehow managed to forget you are also the biggest smart ass in the damn universe!"

"Yeah, I thought you were forgetting something." I wipe a bead of sweat from my eyebrow. "I almost cried, you nearly forgot my best quality."

"Ugh!!!" Sara turns her chair around.

"You know just because You can't see me, doesn't me I can't see you."

"(L/n) would you, shut up. It's your fault I'm stuck here, you should be at least nice enough to let me be pissed off, in silence."

"Well I just figured if your were going to be pissed off at me, I might as well give you a reason to be." Sara spins back around, and gives me the dirtiest look, I've ever seen. "Wow I haven't seen a look that dirty since I told Amanda, I ate her last doughnut."

"Give me a reason? You want to give me a reason to be pissed off at you? Let me get this straight... you... want to give... me... a reason to be pissed at you?"

"Congratulations you have ears, and you heard the words that were produced by my vocal cords, and came out of my mouth." I place my hand under my chin. "Although I'm not to sure why you kept reiterating the fact."

"(L/n)... I... Sara Silver, the most well behaved student in Hero City High, am currently sitting in detention with you... (y/n) (l/n), the number one delinquent in Hero City High, because of YOU!"

"Look blondie, I know you think us being in here is my fault, but trust me, this time it wasn't actually my fault."

"Wasn't your fault!? You even told Mrs. Heart it was your fault!"

"If you would give me a minute I would explain the entire situation to you."

Sara sighs. "Fine start explaining."

"Hang on a second." I walk over, and turn off the lights.

"What are you doing?"

"Shhhh. We are in a library." I sit back down in my chair, and pull out my phone. "Give me a second." I swipe up on my phone, for a solid five seconds. "Stupid Jphone! Watch when I get my upgrade, I'm going to get a Universe 9!" I manage to turn on my flashlight. "Ha! I knew I would get it! I love you Jphone, I would never cheat on you with one of those stupid Tamtung Universe's."

"Would just hurry up."

"What are in such a rush for? You still have an hour and a half with all my greatness."

"I hate you so much."

"Shush, I'm starting."

"Yay." Sara said in an almost my level of sarcastic tone.

"The setting, 12:01 P.M., Lunch time. Monday afternoon. Sara Silver, the best behaved student in school walks into the cafeteria." Sara face palms

Three and a half hours earlier

"Hey, (y/n) look." Jessie said grabbing my head, and turning it towards the entrance of the cafeteria.

"Why is Sara down here?  Does she usually eat with the other preppy bastard on the top floor?" I remove Jessie's hands from my face.

"Yeah, she does." Serena answers.

"What would cause her to come down here? I know for a fact it's not because of the food. Those trust fund babies get to eat lobster, crab, and other fancy foods, but we get stuck with these damn rubbery ass brownies." Jessie's grabs my brownie of my tray. "See watch I bet you my lunch tomorrow, this damn thing bounces off the wall, and back to us."

"Oh, I'll take that bet!"

Jessie aims the brownie at the wall and chucks it. Not after millisecond after Jessie threw the brownie, Sara walks into the line of fire. The brownie hits Sara, and her juice container flys out of her hand, and hits Mrs. Heart. "Oh shit, (y/n) can you take the rap for this, if I get detention one more time my mom will take away literally everything I have."

"I mean I guess I can."

"Thanks (y/n), this is why you're my best friend." Jessie gets up, and quickly walks away from the table.

Mrs. Heart, and Sara storm over to my table. "(L/n) why did feel the need to hit Sara with your brownie?"

"Well you see I wasn't, as you would say, 'trying to hit her' I was just trying to prove a fact that these brownies are not fit for human consumption."

"You know you have a smart mouth."

"You know Mrs. Heart you are not the first person to tell me that."

"You're not even the first person at this school to tell me that. That honor goes to the little princess you're standing next to."

"What did you call me you little piss ant!?"

"Sara! Detention. Both of you."

Back to present

"See told you. I wasn't the that got you put in her. In fact it was you that got yourself stuck in with me."

Sara turns back around. "I hate you, I really do."

"I know,?I hate you to... Princess."